Now that it seems likely that Starmer is on the way out he is getting plenty of advice from all sorts of people:
Corbyn - Welfare not warfare
Kinnock - Get a job in the EU
Blair - Welcome to the Board of Peace
Yvette Cooper et al - Just resign
Zelensky - Come live in Kiev
Trump - We need a new head of ICE
Musk - Get ready for the Nuremberg trials
Rab C Nesbitt - Just go and stop messin' wi' ma' heed.
Alfred E Neuman - Don't worry
Bill and Ben the Flowerpot men - Blobalob weed!
Virgil Tracy - FAB!