President Trump has decided to rename the US part of Lake Ontario 'Lake America'.
This is all becoming a bit like the Seven Years War when French and British frontier forts changed hands and were renamed by whomever was occupying them at the time.
But FNN thinks this is all part of a cunning plan by Trump to create a new atlas of North America so that children will be taught all new names for many familiar places such as:
- Trumpington (Washington)
- Donida (Florida)
- Mount Trump (Mount Rushmore)
There also plans to rename Canada to Melania, British Columbia to Limey Columbia and Canadian capital Ottawa to Maples City.
The new atlas will be published by Mar-A-Lago Enterprises and is expected to be a bestseller.