Meghan Enterprises and Harry (MEH) are set to return to the UK!
Why, no-one seems to know.
FNN has some ideas:
- they miss the pork pies
- they need a rent-free cottage on an estate for a few years to pay off Harry's legal bills
- Meghan has secured a part in Eastenders and/or a job in 'podcast relations' at No.10 North
- the kids need to learn how to defend themselves at a pukka English prep school
- Camilla needs a lady-in-waiting who doesn't play polo
Whatever the reason, Montecito's loss is Woking's gain.
FNN has learned that Guy Ritchie is rumoured to have offered the couple a hangar at his Compton Abbas airfield to convert into a podcast recording studio.
And whatever schools the kids are enrolled in, let's hope they don't repeat granpa's experience:
He once described his school in Scotland as like a "prison sentence" and some of the people around him as "foul".