Yes, We Have No Pyjamas

The Daily Mail reports:

John Barrowman (who he?) has been branded 'entitled' and 'detached from the world' after sharing a lengthy rant about the lack of free pyjamas on his business-class flight.

The actor was flying from Los Angeles to London with American Airlines when he was shocked to discover that only the front two rows of the cabin were provided with sleepwear.

The American Airlines flagship service was apparently not up to the standard expected.

There was also no:

1. pom-pom slippers
2. absorbent sleeping thongs
3. after-dinner smoking jacket
4. martinis shaken not stirred
5. organic lip balm

Although there were:

1. a pair of socks
2. a Q-tip for cleaning your ears
3. a pair of tinny headphones
4. a Truth Social donation form

But then again, Barrowman is no Joan Collins...

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1987-05-14-ca-8913-story.html