White House insiders have reported to FNN that President Trump has greeted Starmer's resignation by reminding the world of that famous song: Manchester Cathedral.
Manchester Cathedral
You're bringing me down
You stood and you watched as
My baby left town
You could have done something
But you didn't try
You didn't do nothing
You let her walk by
It is not clear who 'my baby' and 'her' refers to in Trump's version but maybe it's Italy's PM Giorgia Meloni?
The original song referred to Winchester Cathedral but Trump claims that no-one has ever heard of Winchester - except the rifle - so what's the big deal?
Anonymous staffers also denied that the President ever asked for a photo with Andy Burnham.