Rumours of a mystery buyer for the Easyjet airline have focused on the idea that the airline could become a new venue for MMA fighting.
A spokesperson explained:
Easyjet is developing a reputation for on-board brawls by its passengers so we are interested in their flights as a possible new venture for MMA fighting to take place mid-air.
The recent diversion of a flight from Tenerife after a mass brawl in the cabin triggered by a shortage of Pringles and bacon rolls has only confirmed the basis for our interest.
https://news.sky.com/story/mass-mid-air-brawl-forces-easyjet-plane-to-return-to-tenerife-13565938
Lack of popular on-board menu items or the withdrawal of 'threefers' (3 beers for the price of one) has led to passengers taking matters into their own hands, which can be a frightening experience for the crew.
Instead the new airline - to be rebranded 'Easybrawl' - will be crewed by ex. MMA fighters and passengers can be expected to pay premium prices to have literally a front-row seat from which to watch and experience the action close-up.